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Thursday, September 08, 2011

Best Out Of Office EMail Auto Replies

Best Out Of Office EMail Auto RepliesI will be travelling to Singapore next week with friends and while tinkering my email setting to set my auto replies for my vacation. Since I only use that specific email account for friends and family (never work related or something important) I decided to leave a funny message for those who dare to send me emails during that period.

I end up checking the internet to look for the best Out of office email or messages in auto replies and here's a short list of what i found.

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to Sr.management

4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

7: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.

10: I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE

11: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Susie' instead of 'Steve
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