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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Do you ever wonder...?

...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
...why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
...why you don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
...why “abbreviated” is such a long word?
...why doctors call what they do “practice”?
...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
...why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food?
...who tastes dog food when it has a “new & improved” flavor?
...why Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?
...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
...why they call the airport “the terminal” if flying is so safe?
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