Reasons why women cant find men...

a lady friend forwarded this to me... just want to share it with you guys...

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.


NOW, WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

sad...

this is one of the saddest days of my life...

na confine si sam today...
kasi nagsusuka and nagdudumi sya ng blood...
please pray for my dog sam...

hayyy....
sana ok sya...
i dont care about the money...
ok lang sakin gumastos basta maging healthy lang ulit si sam...


-update-
monday
sam died today...
sigh!
enuf said...

who i am....

aside from urges to push people i love away (and push people i hate down the stairs) here's vivid description of my so called personaliy... i found this in melodies of life

Dependent Personality Disorder

[involves severe and disabling emotional dependency on others. have difficulty making decisions without a great deal of advice and reassurance from others. urgently seek out another relationship when a close relationship ends. They feel uncomfortable by themselves.]

Paranoid Personality Disorder

[feel constant suspicion and distrust toward other people. believe that others are against them and constantly look for evidence to support their suspicions. hostile toward others and react angrily to perceived insults.]


Borderline personality disorder

-experience intense emotional instability, particularly in relationships with others. may make frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment by others. experience minor problems as major crises. may also express their anger, frustration, and dismay through suicidal gestures, self-mutilation, and other self-destructive acts. They tend to have an unstable self-image or sense of self.

Uglier than ugly betty

damn! these dogs are ugly!!!
surely... they are uglier than ugly betty!!!

-elwood-
bagged the 2007 wordl's ugliest dog title

-sam-
2006 world's ugliest dog!

i'll give you 100 bucks to kiss this son of b$%#*